Most likely to not be included in getting wings after lab with the other MSIV's.

What is the hardest thing you've ever done?

Who is... Spawn of Satan, odd duck, who has never actually achieved anything in his life, fell out of the 140 Mile Ruck & Ranger Challenge, has never maxed a PT test and never will, has arthritis (due to his age), father of Morel, lover of candles and Starbucks, has teeth that are more crooked than his spending habits, and is still waiting to realize his muscles will never make up for his lack of personality.

"With the support of everyone and the thought of our veterans in the back of our heads the entire time, it's going to be pretty easy I think to push through."

If Big Dog was an animal he would be...

Most likely to be talked over and forgotten, looks like a dinosaur.

What is something you could talk about for an entire 3 hour bus ride to Ft. McCoy?

Appears to be an overweight homosexual couple, that likes to go for long motorcycle rides at night.

"No more fucking questions.... any questions"

If Rosene was an animal he would be...

Most likely to take 21 irrelevant credits, and shit his pants and wear a diaper.

_______ makes every IV feel as if they actually possess any knowledge or skill whatsoever.

Doesn't want to step on any toes, proceeds to step on toes proving her bitch powder isn't working effectively.

"I've invested $15 grand into my shoulder, at it still doesn't work."

If Moore was an animal she would be...

Most likely to get in a car crash with a vehicle full of MSI’s… but don’t worry it wasn’t his fault.

"_______ isn't actually that hard" said no MSIV ever.

Only cadet in the history of cadets to take one PT test and still fail.

"I can't remember a time Cole said anything memorable or of value."

If Floryance was an animal she would be...

Most likely to be a stay at home wife.

What is the Military equivalent to Parkinson's "Summer Camp"?

A butterface

"(turtle sex noises)"

If Tepsa was an animal he would be...