| Dirty | Orphans | Depression | Toilet Paper | Random |
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What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?
Pockets you pervert
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Why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Cause its a family company
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Whats a depressed persons favorite drink
Bleach
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Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
You give him a tampon and ask what period it’s from
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I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
Your nose dirty minded fuck
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Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they actually come back
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How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
Cut the rope
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Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom
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Why are priests called father?
Because its too suspicious to call them daddy
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You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?
A phone you nasty minded bitch
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Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is
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Why did i walk across the road?
To get hit by a car
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Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it’s finger licken’ good
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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage
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You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
A tent dumbass
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Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can finally call someone father
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Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life?
One of them you can find a way out of
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What does the star ship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons
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How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times
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What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber bitch
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What’s a orphans favorite movie
Home alone
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Why can’t depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are to scared to meet the exit
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How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
Everywhere
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