Who had to explain to their boyfriend that girls are born with more than 20 eggs and how they are exactly fertilized?

Who captioned their instagram picture "I was born to be a coug"

Which girl dressed up as a dolphin trainer for Halloween with her boyfriend dressing in an orca costume?

Who fell in the bathroom on their 21st birthday and followed it up with the phrase "I think I just split my asshole open"

Which girl drove 5 hours, packed up all of her belongings, moved out of the house all while her boyfriend (soon to be ex boyfriend) was asleep and then slapped him awake to break up with him using the phrase "what's up cheater"

Who posted on facebook "bad mood...probably no sleep. HMU"

Which girl dressed up as a crocodile with her boyfriend being Steve Irwin

Which girl forced her boyfriend to watch fifty shades of Grey within a month of dating

Which girl kissed three different guys are the same party without any of them finding out?

Who posted on facebook "one of the best feelings in the world...is not having to set your alarm.. thank you Jesus"

Which two girls dressed up as fire and a fire fighter?

Which girl is eskimo sisters with two of the bridesmaids?