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Who is Gary Jones?
Wanna get raped? This awkwardly shaped self proclaimed manager will steam punk his way into murdering Rhonda
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What is The Nick
Stab, Stab Stab! Under the bridge you’ll find needles, and this staple covered bar
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Who is Amber?
Lived in Gary’s basement, but still not Bradley
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Who is Tony Fields?
Overly concerned with Josh Jones, this grown man wears a grill and does terrible sound
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What is Harley’s Gear Emporium
It’s like our friend group’s musical lost and found, but do not fear, it’s not a physical place..
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Who is Beth?
Moo! Mr Peanut says hello! Peanut Head, that is..
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What is Alex Turner?
Obsessed with internet shit talk, this creep was mad at 7YW for using Cameo to promote
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What is The Dugout?
Batman’s sidekick runs this table filled hell hole
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Who is Emma Cate?
Josh did what he seemingly had to do, to who
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Who is Gloria Driver?
Proven to have had sex with the village retard
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What is Katherines Cooch?
Spiderweb’s grow, Far below, but only Trey would know
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Who is Genieve?
Known by 10 names
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Who is Matt Malphrus?
I’m BIG
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What is Groundzero
If you wanna get paid, laid, and not afraid, stay away. Murderburg’s finest
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What is LeAnna?
“This bud is cashed”
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