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What is your student ID.
According to the Tinkle Times, this card is one of the most valuable things a student can have, yet also the most commonly misplaced item.
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What is Theatre.
This elective is home to the most annoying kids on campus.
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What is, when you leave class with somebody, say goodbye to each other, and then start walking in the same direction as them while awkwardly saying nothing?
This horrific event unfortunately occurs relatively often in the hallways of New Trier. Over the last 30 days, 100 plus students have reported having nightmares about it.
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What is the Pythagorean Theorem?
This is a pointless Math concept that you will most likely never apply to real life unless you become a math teacher.
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What is daddy’s Tesla?
You use this vehicle to go at least 20 miles over the speed limit on Green Bay at all times.
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What is hanging out with other people you like more?
This is what you do at home while all of your best friends are going to the football game tonight.
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Who is Thanos?
This authoritarian figure cemented his place in history when he committed the mass murder of millions of people.
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What is Shrek 3 for the Nintendo Wii?
Many kids bring their video game consoles to school to play this award winning game during their lunch or free period.
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