Emote posted in messages in Timcord

Lied about donating to charity and went out on his own terms.

In the Sugden Album Bracket Round 2, Ciaran's Mista Thug Isolation pick was unfortunately slam dunked by this iconic album.

Dam, my great grandma died
Good run though

Sugden's favourite movie!!! It's so cool!!! Sugden has good taste!!!

Mentioned active DDT poster that isn't in Timcord

Took some strange advice a little too personally.

In a combo video that Ciaran made, a compilation of clips that he brutally messed up, this artist, beloved by Timcord, was chosen for the song to that video.

Damn i guess you probably lacked a bit of oxygen during birth, no biggie tho

Sugden (Praise Be Unto Him) is from England, the greatest country in the world.
Located within England is this city, the greatest city in the world, that Sugden (Hallowed Be Thy Name) was born and raised in.

Melee character mained in Timcord

Left because people weren't paying attention to them during the Halloween event.

While watching the emphatic Twinz combo video by Ciaran and JIMBO!!!, this content creator mistakenly attributed almost all of the video's clips to JIMBO!!!

My parents called me Chip Leaver as a kid because I would carry around a Pringles cannister and they could find me by a trail of crumbs

Sugden holds multiple speedrunning world records for this game, in multiple difficulties. And it isn't close. He's so good

Non-melee game mentioned in Timcord

--- DAILY DOUBLE! HOLY SHIZZAY!!!!! ---

Left after a heated(?) argument about pedophilia in anime.

In a game of quiplash, Sez got irrevocably owned by Sugden submitting this phrase, and has never recovered since.

Playing teams with Kris is like doing a Make-A-Wish Foundation wish

This Melee tournament is the only one that Sugden has won. He did so with finesse and style.

Known age in Timcord (to Sugden's best estimates)

Banned after a special someone asked nicely.

In a stunning display of the Falcon vs ICs matchup and Ciaran's ability to choke,
this player mounted a full 4 stock comeback with his falcon secondary against our boy.

Did anyone else yell PARKINSON'S everytime they hit someone with the stun gun in Brawl?

Famously intelligent Reddit Moderator /u/Sugden_ previously ran SPOTW with much insight and selective ability.
It ran for this many weeks before he wisely put an end to it. (+ or - 5 weeks)