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Before and After Big Girls MTGO Vintage Cube Deck Nicknames White People
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What is "The Meathook Massacre Wurm"?
A legendary black enchantment great for killing weenies becomes a 6/5 black creature... great for killing weenies.
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Who is "Phage the Untouchable?"
Never trust a big butt and a smile: if you "connect" with this Legions lady, you'll lose the game.
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What is "Black Lotus"?
The artist of this perennial pack 1 pick 1 Cube card sadly passed away in February 2016
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What is "Stompy?"
What is the umbrella name for any mono green aggressive beatdown deck featuring cheap creatures, pump spells, and occasionally mana disruption.
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Who is Elesh Norn?
The praetor of the white-aligned Machine Orthodoxy that led new Phyrexia.
What is "Bloodgift Demonfire"?
A 5/4 Flying Phyrexian Arena becomes a hellbent x-spell
Who is "Azusa, Lost but Seeking"?
The extra lands this shawty lets you play makes her a staple in Amulet-Titan decks.
Who is "Teferi"?
This is the only planeswalker to appear twice in multi-color form in the Vintage Cube.
What is "Turbo-Stasis?"
What is the joking name for Matt Place's 2nd place US Nationals which pokes fun at the "speed" of the deck.
Who is Elspeth (Knight Errant)?
The first planeswalker with two + abilities
What is "Recurring Nightmare Void"?
A reanimation staple becomes a dredging "Coercion".
Who is "Captain Sisay"?
This ship leader has achieved squad goals. She can find any of the other answers in this category
What is Zuran Orb
This recent addition to the Vintage Cube was once banned in Ice Age/Alliances block constructed.
What is "Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles"?
The nickname of a deck built around Enduring Renewal and Goblin Bombardment as well as its second name once you add Necropotence to your list.
What is "Cat"?
Kentaro, a Betrayers legendary white samurai was also known by this name: the Smiling ????
What is "Xantid Swarmyard"?
An anti-countermagic 1 drop becomes a land that could regenerate it.
Who is "Wort" (must name Boggart Auntie or Raidmother)?
This Lorywn Goblin Matriarch or her second version which let you conspire.
What is "Valki God of Lies" (or Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor but must give one of their full titles).
This MTG card in its original printing caused a 2021 update to the "Cascade" mechanic after those decks dominated the format.
What is "The Rock and His Millions"?
Popularized by Sol Malka this BG board control deck is named after its flagship board control creature and another creature it combos with.
Who are Bruna and Gisela?
Both of the two angel horrors who melded into the Voice of Nightmares
What is "Thalia and the Gitrog Monster Manual"?
A Commander Human Frog Horror becomes an Eldraine book
What is "Ink Eyes, Servant of Oni")?
The only non-Commander ninja who fits this category.
Who is Kari Zev, Skyship Raider
If you don't draft Ragavan, maybe you can settle for this red legend who makes Ragavan tokens
What is "Superfriends"?
The general term regardless of format or color configuration of MTG decks built around having an abundance of different planeswalkers.
Who is "Soraya"?
This Homelands legend originally gave a bonus to falcons only, but under the current Oracle text she boosts all birds.

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