| THE BASTE-ICS OF THANKSGIVING | MYSTERY MEAT | GIGGLIN' LIKE A GOBBLER | TRADITIONS SHMADITIONS | FILL IN THE BLANKSGIVING |
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What is "Fourth?"
Thanksgiving occurs each year on the ________ Thursday of November.
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Who is "Luke Riffle?"
This staffer has been fired from 3 professional kitchen jobs for his poor beard maintenance...
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What is: "They suspected fowl play"
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
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What is "Black Friday?"
This day after Thanksgiving is one where your parents go buy all of your Christmas presents... and their own.
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What is "Jingle Bells?"
The famous Christmas song, ___________, was originally composed for children celebrating Thanksgiving.
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3,500...who counted that?
Turkeys have approximately _________ feathers
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Who is "Jared Millican?"
Ignoring doctors' recommendation for drinking 1 oz of water for ever 2 lbs of body weight...this staffer prefers 2 oz of EGGNOG for every 1 lb of body weight.
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Who is the Turkey...because he's already stuffed!
Who is never hungry for Thanksgiving dinner?
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What is "TurkeyBowl?"
Many families gather annually on the morning of Thanksgiving to play a game of football. This tradition is commonly called:
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What is "KFC?"
Every year in Japan, insatiable cravings for turkey cause a spike in this famous fast food restaurant's sales...
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What is 1 Billion...with a "B"
The Turkey biz grosses over $___________ every year
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Who is "Erin Dibble?"
This staffer walked 233 miles in in 21 days, whilst carrying 4 baby turkeys in their fanny pack.
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What is "Peach Gobbler?"
What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
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Who is "the father/daddy/dad/pops/my old man/the general."
This family member is often responsible for carving the turkey:
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What is "true"
True or false: "Big Bird" from Sesame Street has a costume made entirely of turkey feathers...
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What is Pheasant
Turkeys are actually a type of this large long-tailed game bird.
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Who is "Rachel Kenyon?"
This XChange staffer is known by many in Japan as the "Screaming Cockroach Stomper":
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What is turkey?.... Just kidding, it's "sweet potatoes."
_________ are the official vegetable of North Carolina.
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Who is "Snoopy?"
At the annual Macy's Parade in New York City, you will traditionally see this iconic inflatable character marched through the streets:
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What are "TV Dinners?"
________ were invented when a company didn't know what to do with 520,000 lbs of leftover frozen turkey.
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What is "Tryptophan"
Turkey contains an amino acid called ___________ which sets off a chemical chain reaction that calms you down and makes you sleepy.
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Who is "Armando Freitas"
One Thanksgiving, whilst watching the movie "Sandlot" this staffer consumed 7 lbs of mashed potatoes without batting an eye...literally... he didn't blink.
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What is: "To prove he wasn't a chicken"
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
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What are "Tums?"
It may or may not be a tradition for some to eat 1 or 4 of these semi-enjoyable chalky medicine tablets after their large Thanksgiving meal.
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What are "cranberries?"
Native Americans originally used this treasured Thanksgiving side dish to treat arrow wounds.
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