In the theme song for "kids of the night" this is what you do to the oldest Toledo Reamer boy because he's so fine.

If it is broke, this fatherly engineer will find some way of fixing it.

This person took a softball to the forehead at Little Hedges Park and “went down like a wet sack of cement.” after being awoken to the ring of reamer brothers standing around the person.

The first rule is that the 2 of clubs go first. I will grab the cheerios!

Hayden Claims he is the best in the family at collecting this in Guitar Hero which lets you tilt the guitar and earn bonus points.

What you get when the newest BG Falcon Reamer eats a large bowl of baked beans.

The correct way the many actors and actresses of the family are supposed to be wished good luck before a performance.

Keeping up with getting hit with line drives, the man drilled a small reamer girl in the park during a TLC family event.

Essentially, monkey in the middle, the unofficial rules state you must sing the made up theme song of the game prior to playing.

Vinny thinks he is the best at this battle royal game, but Xave and Phill would vehemently disagree.

The Oregon In-law that is particularly good at this category

This Linkin Park Song, which was played often in the basement while playing video games has Chester screaming “I’m about to break”.

This Reamer ended up in crutches at football practice, but Grandma and Grandpa were more concerned that the injury might have been on “Varsity Vic” Warnemen.

This game’s rules state that if you are driving, you may not drink your beer.

During 2020 Covid, the cousins played a tremendous amount of Call of Duty together which would result in Alex, Hayden, and Phill to hear this screamed from Tom every time he got a sneaky kill.

The green bean casserole Uncle eating a popular breakfast item with hollandaise, Canadian bacon on an english muffin

This event caused Alex to throw his remote control across the room breaking it into a million pieces, and run laps around his house while the cousins awkwardly sat there.

This Brother was saved the cost of an ambulance ride when Fred Fabrizio drove him to Findley Hospital in the back of his station wagon after a rough knee injury?

Although often disputed, Tom believes the rules state that this happens if the ball is stopped in the middle concrete path in the punt game.

This item, propelled by aerosol was shown to the family by Uncle Skippy at the lake house and has been recreated by Andy and Simon.

What Phill has to do with this sugary beverage because his consumption was concerning Emma?

The host broke this reamer toy this year at the golf outing cookout when it just had “a little too much Tom”?

During a kick return, this reamer got hit so hard while missing a block during a punt return, on film day, coach Buzz Kirkhart said “I hope that hurt!”

The rules state you are only supposed to activate this hazardous monster when you draw the card… Or whenever Vaughn wants him to destroy the game.

Tom had some extra firepower when he woke up this cousin with a fart at Grandma’s house so devastating he started to cry.