Forgetting to get your COVID test the day before Beer Bike

“So basically my ass stinks, and you gotta wipe me. Sorry Mez, I don‘t make the rules!”

This mercurial superstar will never hesitate to remind you to stay off the weeeeeeeeed

If you’re living like a high school junior and or getting body dysmorphia, you might be building these

Most describe him as a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busting it down sexual style goatee with the sauce, or at least the host of this game show.

Testing positive for COVID-19

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The first move this executive ever made was to sign Lamar Odom - who was on CRACK

While more commonly known as Calvin Nilson, and occasionally his alter ego D.K Metcalf, the Seattle Youth Golf Club knows him by this alias (DD)

The brandos_bites instragram account has this many followers and what video game is used in the accounts profile picture (DD)

Vomiting during your covid test

“I think I need get back to stealing stuff. Stealing stuffs pretty fun”

“Is that a trick question? They gave up this player, who cares? I could care less! First of all, understand something. When you’re giving up first round picks, if you are a quality team in playoff contention, it really doesn’t mean that much, that’s number one. Number two and more importantly, this player is gone! The City of Angels, Hollywood should be celebrating. Throw a parade already whether you win a championship or not. This man was a bonafide scrub! He can’t play! No disrespect whatsoever, but I’m sorry to call, tell everybody the truth, the man cannot play the game of basketball. He has small hands, he can’t catch the ball, he has bad feet, he can’t really move even though he’s mobile, doesn’t really know what he’s doing, doesn’t have a post move that he or he puts to memory that he can do two times in a row. He has no game whatsoever, plays no defense, doesn’t have the heart, the passion or anything that comes with it, and you’re asking me whether they gave up too much? Please. The Los Angeles Lakers knew exactly what they were doing, they should be celebrating right now, and Kobe Bryant should not be saying a word!”

While popular among fans of the silver screen, this treat can be sometimes seen on Calvin’s baseball hat

It’s been described as the new skulls

Being vaccinated for COVID-19

“I’m going gorilla mode”

When tricked, SAS often goes to this famous 4-part catchphrase

Only two lucky coords ever made it onto LWRB, starring in this episode

BenHasAListserv Speed Round (DD)

Throwing a ‘Corona Party’ during Spring Break like Chris did during Freshman Year

”i would like take a moment to give a round of applause for the ladies in the room tonight.. i know lugging those big ol gazongas around all day is not easy work.. i can barely handle walking around with these 2 little swinging nuts”

This is how many hours of a day SAS is horny

Calvin listened to this many minutes of LWRP in 2021

This beloved Sasquatch commonly says "Wadiyatakingabeet"