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Who is Ardalan Memar
During a recent New Year's Eve, this Boy kicked and hit Connor's couch until it snapped, which somehow went unnoticed for a significant period of time.
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What is the Nape
This part of the neck is often neglected for the weeks following a haircut
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What are the '30s
The Lion's Gate Bridge was built in this decade
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Who is Clint Eastwood
This geriatric fuck popularized the term "Dragon Lady" in one of his directorial masterpieces
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What is Alaskan Thunderfuck
This strain of ganja hails from the Arctic and is named after the lightning-like sex of the Eskimo people
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What is Center of Gravity
Skree was arrested for public drunkenness at 8pm while attending this Summer event in the early 2010's
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What is a gape
This act is known to give raging boners to perverts worldwide. Spread 'em wide!
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What is Troller's Pub
The Horseshoe Bay Brewery, Vancouver's first Craft Brewery, started brewing beers in 1982 for this West Vancouver bar
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Who is Jack Nicholson
This geriatric fuck is known for his untamed eyebrows and losing his shit on screen in front of much younger fucks, such as Adam Sandler, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Tom Cruise
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What is AK-47
This Soviet-style Kush derives it's name from a legendary Russian weapon, which is still used by slavic militia to this day
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Who is Poison Spider?
This famed Ron Andrews gym rat was encountered by the boys on multiple occassions and is known for his super gay Jeep
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What is BAPE
When this brand of clothing is fully utilized, people can no longer see that ugly mug of yours
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What is the Erection Shop
This famed building was where many a ship were built in lower lonsdale in the mid to late 1900's
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Who is Michael Caine
Christopher Nolan's favourite geriatric fuck. Seriously, choose someone else for once, man.
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What is G-13
This military-grade weed is said by many to be but a myth, but everyone has that one friend who says they've legit smoked it
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Who is Connor?
This boy attended a rave during a camping trip, and introduced himself to Will multiple times.
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Who is Don Draper
Heinz. Lucky Strike. Coca-cola. This sexy ad man has had a hand in the marketing campaigns of all of these monolithic corporations
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Who is Shareef Abdul Raheem
Karim Abdul Jabbar was not a Vancouver Grizzly, but this player, who dumb fucks confuse him with, certainly was
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Who is Queen Elizabeth
This geriatric fuck owns a couple of corgis and hates the fact that her daughter in law is a negress
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What is Chernobyl
This strain was the inspiration behind an award-winning HBO-miniseries
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Who is Andrew?
This Vancouver Boy is famed for his head games and was famously nearly assaulted by Harmen upon their first meeting
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What is a scapegoat
This type of sad sap always is blamed for everything, even though he wasn't even the one who did it
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Who is Gassy Jack
This Tin Chugger chugged so many tins and sharted so often, that they named a part of town after him.
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Who is Sean Connery
After telling Barbara Walters that it's okay to hit a woman, this geriatric fuck went on to cement his legacy by starring in an aggressively average anti-hero movie about a group of exceptional guys.
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What is Acapulco Gold
This historically significant sativa has been likened to dinner at a 5 star restaurant for anyone willing to RUSH down to a country south of the border.
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