This Republican Senate candidate defended his opposition to abortion rights by stating that "illegitimate rape" doesn't often lead to pregnancy.

This beloved American author began his career as a liberal political cartoonist during WWII.

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This private university, whose baseball team recently defeated their even more pathetic across the Bay rivals, UC Berkeley, is home to a bunch of douche bags and is infamous for grade inflation.

Present canine occupant of the White House

In 2012, this state had the highest teenage pregnancy rate, and only ONE abortion clinic

This bleeding-heart liberal signed into law the last major immigration reform bill, resulting in citizenship for millions of previously undocumented immigrants.

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This city; superior to Clovis, CA in every significant metric possible, including: GDP, Population, Higher Education per capita, Income per capita, etc; is considered the capital of Scrillacon Valley.

This animal starred in the 1993 Warner Bro’s film which details the relationship between a boy and an orca - featuring Michael Jackson’s “Will You Be There”?

The total number of state allowing gay marriage after election day, 2012

There have been 4 successful assassinations of American Presidents, but only this American Badass responded to an attempt by beating his assailant with a cane.

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This small town, zip code 94027, balls so hard it is the second wealthiest city in the United States.

What was found wandering in a Toronto, Ontario Ikea wearing a shearling coat in December 2012?

This gay-oriented group endorsed Romney during the 2012 election.

After conducting over 1000 nuclear bomb tests since the first successful attempt in 1945, the US ceased all nuclear weapons testing in this year.

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NASA facility, located in Moffett Field, famous for its research with wind tunnels and aerodynamics, and more recently robotics and astrobiology.

This was the first animal cloned from the cell of another adult animal in 1996.

Support for this organization caused Romney to receive an "F" rating from the NRA in 2010.

Prior to Barbara Mikulski's election to a fifth term in 2010, this state boasted the longest serving female Senator in US history.

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Part in a semiconductor used in computers, from which Silicon Valley derived its name. Also the name of the awesome 4th, and platinum, album of the band 311.

Either of the two Giant Pandas that China gifted to the U.S. following Richard Nixon’s peace building visit in 1972.