“Ohh… I failed my midterm… I’m doomed to a life of flipping burgers!!”

“Think of it this way, dx is so small, that it is smaller than any positive real number, but bigger than 0…”

"I know you all have stereotypes about the arts students…

Let me assure you, the Arts One People are ______....

I don’t have to remind you, I’m absolutely sure they have some pretty interesting stereotypes about you guys as well…"

- Chris Waltham

You never drink and __________

Thanks for the invitation.

I’m afraid I’m not much of a reunion person, but please keep me on your email list in case I change my mind.

“Aircraft seat belts are only good for about 16g’s… simply because there is no point in them being any stronger.”

“I wouldn’t mind losing a chunk of my cheek tissue this size, but I really would mind losing a chunk of a similar size of say, my eye… “

"These Self-Assessment forms were like _______ applications!!

Everyone saying things like “LET ME OUT NOW!"

- Chris Waltham

You often think to yourself, "___________"

It's in my diary now. Many thanks!

“We don’t pretend to give you any answers; we can only raise you to a higher level of confusion…”

One day Mark was writing on the board in orange chalk…

He casually says, "This colour isn’t really working for me, can I switch to white?"

*Motions to put down chalk and look for a white piece*

*Simultaneously, a loud booming voice comes from the back

"In my day, technology was far less tyrannous than it is today. The most sophisticated piece of technology we had was a slide rule and a _____. Today, I see my daughter doing her homework, and out of nowhere, a little window pops up ‘Cutie Pie says hello’

You model your current ______________ with phase plane analysis

I will be happy to attend. Hard to believe it is 10 years! It will be great to see you.

“I remember, thirty years ago, cycling to school everyday, uphill both ways in the rain, getting passed by my professors in their fancy cars. Here I am today, thirty years later, cycling in the rain, uphill both ways, with undergraduates passing me in the

"The answer took a long time coming, is exactly right and it’s completely useless…"

"If you take benzene to about 15 atmospheric pressures, and raise its temperature by 400 degrees, that’s Celsius by the way, you MIGHT get it to react.

But, if you put it with Bromine, it reacts instantaneously; Bromine ________ ___ Benzene!"

- Gordon

You own a ________-dimensional particle, in a ______- dimensional box

I have added the event to my calendar and hope to be able to make it.

“Now, I’m going to put some tape around this tube…. Pretend I’m tapease or something….”

"Consider a one dimensional particle, moving in a two-dimensional box…"

Student question: "How long does it take for the Earth’s magnetic field to flip directions?"

Answer: "It happens _________ _______ ... Relative to 1 million years."

- Mark Halpern

If I saw "Avocado", what does it sounds like I said?

*awkward silence*

Me: "Hey Mark, how’re you?"

Him: "Good, and you?"

Me: "Pretty good! Did you get my email about the reunion?"

Him: "So, I did. I’m in Minnesota then.

And I was thinking, maybe you could you know… just do it another day?”