Parker's favorite seafood.

Uncle Tom made a white trash version of this yard game with items from the hardware store.

You killed his father. Prepare to die.

Parker hated the feeling of seams in this clothing item when he was little.

Pax got her head stuck under one of these.

Parker's go to childhood breakfast.

Aunt Mary broke a table playing this beloved card game.

Grandma's attitude often resembles this character.

Parker wears this size normally but he prefers XL in sweatshirts.

Ben declared this after being told a movie wasn't age appropriate.

Grandma unknowingly gave the Belair Saltysiak kids this alcoholic beverage.

Mya's favorite pretend game to play outside when she was little.

Don't go falling in love with his RV. He's taking it with him when he leaves next month.

Parker claims this is one of the best inclusions in a pasta dish.

These are the states the Belair Saltys have lived in as a whole family

Joann tried giving this to baby Emily, which resulted in her yelling "You drink it!"

Parker broke this family game on a beach trip with his friends.

Joann has compared this magical character to Jesus.

Parker has two desks in his room. These are their purposes.

Pax was proud of Grammy for no more of this.

Mya used to mix these two food items together. Hint it was gross.

Mya picked this activity to do on her 17th birthday.

Jim is low-key scared of this claymation character.

Parker has a huge collection of these. If they were still in the original boxes he would be rich.

John ordered a whole one of these at his 12th birthday dinner