| DATING SCIENTIST | SOYLENT BOY | THIS ISN’T WORKING | NAP HARD, PLAY HARD | RUBINGER THE WRONG WAY |
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17
David lost his virginity at this tender age.
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Skittles (bonus points for Starburst, but only if they don’t have gelatin)
This sweet treat is david’s long-time fav candy
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3 days (first day trained, second day quit, third day trained his replacement)
How many days was David employed at Perth’s Drycleaners in Winnipeg
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Punt Returner
What was David’s position when he played football for the Grant Park Pirates?
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70
What is the highest number of attendees david has ever had at one of his birthdays (closest guess wins)
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Cassy Bluethner
The brassy gall who took his flower.
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Southern Fried Chicken
In David’s second and 3rd year at McGill, his main dietary staple was this store-bought frozen food
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Needed to spend more time with his family
David gave this reason for quitting his job at Perth’s Drycleaners
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Four
What is the most naps David has ever taken in a day?
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Too many to count
During David’s trip to Thailand - how many times was he mugged/scammed?
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Two
How many girls did dave commit “floorcest” with on floor 12 in rez at McGill
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He ran home and cried
How David responded in elementary school when the prettiest girl in the whole school told him she liked him
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4 hours
How many hours did David work at Pita pit in Montreal?
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The DEVELOPMENTAL Boys Basketball Team
David was named the Most-Valuable-Player of this middle-school sports team?
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American Eagle
What clothing store did David work at in high school that prompted a drunk girl at McGill to once say “you worked there? I thought you had to be hot to work there”
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Mr. Ben-Ari
David has kissed both of the two daughters of this Israeli-Canadian man
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All I Need
Which radiohead song did david cover and put on myspace leading winnipeg’s own Leanne Dunne to say “david’s cover of that song ruined radiohead for me”
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Joeys
What restaurant chain hired David as a manager despite no server experience, knocked him down to server, and then fired him, all within a period of six months?
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Charlotte Bob Cats
What NBA team did david have a phone interview with for a job in their analytics department?
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Alcohol/Jack Daniels Whiskey
David’s winning drawing that was displayed in the hallways of the high school was almost not selected - what controversial item was depicted
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Castle on a Cloud – sang by the 6 year old Cossette
This song from the musical Les Misérables is what David reportedly sang during sex to avoid premature ejaculations
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“Cast Girl” (Her arm was in a sling)
What was the nickname David assigned to his crush for the duration of Birthright Trip – that was then adopted by everyone
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Releasing a box of live mice in their kitchen
What did David’s dad Morel suggest doing to get revenge on the restaurant chain Joeys after they fired him?
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Ran away from the ball (i.e. Not catching the ball and instead letting it bounce)
What did he consistently do on the field when he played for the Grant Park Pirates that led him to be benched?
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a. Putting bread on window in hopes that squawking of pigeons would drive him mad
b. Replacing his aftershave with vodka c. Shooting with a BB Gun
What were some of the schemes dave and josh’s oafish roommate Todd came up with to “punish dave” for hooking up with sarah walsh?
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