Who said, "She collected them like a pimp collects money from his hoes."

This character is always a jackass to everybody.

Who said, "Part his cheeks like the sea."

This character can be beat in a fight if completely naked.

Who said, "Queer beer tastes like shit."

This character is in an extremely gay straight relationship.

Who said, "That bluejay aint paying child support when I'm done."

This character has slept with more men AND women than they can logically count.

Who said, "First pole dancing now twerking, bitch would probably cause and earthquake."

This characters mother and gay father died, resulting in him becoming a military live action roleplayer to save a universe.