You'd never heard of this person until a couple weeks ago, and have probably already forgotten their name

This person is tired of ruining clothes for this dumb competition

This thing sways peoples votes, even if the other presentation is better

This person has an awful name, and is going to lose this round

This person loves Russia more than anyone else

This chart is 100% accurate in its distribution of "Bad Points"

If Hitler were still alive, this person would be his best friend

This person is the best teacher ever

These things are the only reasons why I win each round