Home Grown Organic Produce

Squidward

"Whats up with that !!??"

His boots sound like the bass of club rave music

Skips class to go on a Bologna run

Lightly Fried Fish Fillet though the drive thru

The Old Goat that won't come out of the barn

.........'s the name, pick ups the game

Mistakes the gas for the brake and destroys the stores pillar.

Comes in to eat on days she is not even scheduled to be there

Said "The whole store smells like ass, are you cooking Sausage again ??!!"

Lets do Shots of Tequila before the bar closes !

Hello Pest

Crashed into Connors car in the parking lot

Sure we all dress up for Halloween....Sike !

Make The best Christmas Cookies.

I don't know my Social Security Number, can I call my mom ?

I'm Here for my Paycheck

Goes from sub to team captain after one match of Volleyball

I once got a Hair knotted in my braces

Gave us the gift card used for Hafners lunch that led to "You little piggies..."

How do you feel about Full Frontal Male Nudity ?

I would like a New Truck and a Million Dollars

One is most likely to get hit with a flying bottle cap for doing this

A customer complained that you are chewing your gum too aggressively.