Fabulous wallet maker.

A skirt or a tight pair of jeans will lead to this excuse

Big Anges most famous line

DAD

Zach would be willing to fuck one of these two male celebrities

Willing to fuck sister

Booze, vodka and beer will lead to this trashy excuse

Not willing to give up this rear section is the equivalent of not caring

Problems with his wife, emotional problems, sees therapists and all his students know

This part of zach's body is the grossest

Has trouble speaking English, yet she does it in front if the school every week

A lack of communication will lead tot his non affirmative excuse

A chase for success could also be called this

Quit her job under the explanation that "the system sucks""

Zach wants to be this in 10 years

Short and Going to school for theater, unexplainably untalented

After many flings with other men will lead to this excuse

Someone who hangs out with the wrong crowd could be called this

Compensating for a small penis by being an asshole and making kids put there phones away in the hall way

Upon finishing with a women Zach always shouts this phrase

Will cut your penis off if you ever feel oppressed

Grabby hands and tight man pants will lead to this borderline acceptable excuse

To be very wet could also be called this

Too happy, loves Ireland and was married for like two weeks

Zach Hates this more then anything in the entire world