| SRHS Teachers | SRHS Students | Memorable Quotes | Things Admin Did | Just Ranch Things |
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Who is Mr. Lavine?
Everyone's favorite baldie. Predicted Emily's future profession as a comic book artist for people who are high.
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Who is Michael Phaneuf?
This mans will send a picture of his penis to any living creature with a smartphone.
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Who is Alexis Van Howe?
"How am I expected to soar with the Falcons when I am surrounded by seagulls?"
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What is cancelling AP test scores?
During summer, students learned of a dreadful news having to do with their academics.
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What is Ranch Moms?
A film written by Alexis Van Howe and Natalie Anderson. Follows the life and families of SRHS students.
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Who is Mr. Johnson?
Loves taking angsty pics in graveyards. Pretty much my dad.
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Who is Blake Andersen?
Natalie's former obsession. Once shined a light in his face at an improv show.
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Who is some lady in the office?
"All clear on the Ranch!"
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What is the Winter Dance?
A land of unlimited churros.
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What is pool on top of the admin building?
A segment on Falcon 5 News that was particularly cringy.
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Who is Ms. Huynh?
Always 500% done with your shit. Some say she looks like a turtle.
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Who is Alison Williams?
An experimental girl who is a vegetarian and never comes to school.
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Who is Keith Davis?
"My name is not Kevin."
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What is not being allowed to go to the parking lot?
A rule that was recently instated that regulates activities having to do with vehicles.
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What is retrograde amnesia?
A type of memory loss in which one cannot recall memories from the past.
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Who is Dr. Jacobson?
Esa mujere es muy estupida. A ella le gusta las tostadas.
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Who is Ethan Korte?
A rude dude who kisses French.
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Who is Matt Estell?
"So, Natalie, are you going to rush in college?"
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Who is Mr. Parra?
A member of SRHS admin who is not your daddy.
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What is acapella Amazing Grace?
A song that Emily danced to in Trishaa's class. Very beautiful hand movements.
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Who is Mr. Ericsson?
Pretty much Emily's dad.
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Who is Matthew Scully?
A musician, entrepreneur, and actor.
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Who is Jack Ashburn?
"And something else. Frau Eva said that if ever you
were in a bad way I was to give you a kiss from her that she sends by me... Close your eyes, Sinclair!" I closed my eyes in obedience. I felt a light kiss on my lips where there was always a little fresh blood which never would go away. And then I fell asleep. Next morning someone woke me: I had to have my wounds dressed. When I was finally wide awake I turned quickly to the mattress next to mine. On it lay a stranger I'd never seen before. Dressing the wound hurt. Everything that has happened to me since has hurt. But sometimes when I find the key and climb deep into myself where the images of fate lie aslumber in the dark mirror, I need only bend over that dark mirror to behold my own image, now completely resembling him, my brother, my master." |
What is Admin not letting there be a white out themed cage at the football game?
A debate over colors.
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Who is no one they all suck?
The star of the SRHS football team.
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