So Many Lost Toys | She Was The One, Right? | Oh, yeah! I member! | We've All Got Scars, See? | Are You Embarrassed Yet? |
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Virginity
You only get one chance to regret it forever
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J.C.
No, wait! That kiss doesn't count! I wasn't even ready!
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Surfside Beach
Seriously, bro. We're all going to the same place! He needs to slow down a bit!
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Right knee
Never run circles around the ottoman
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Whistling
To this day, it's still a no for me, dawg
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Goldust Action Figure
Oh, he's buried way beneath the streets of Houston by now
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Steph
Give me an H-A-P-P-Y! What's that spell?
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San Antonio Wax Museum
I don't think I like the way Oprah's looking at me right now...
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Left eye
Sticks and stones, love. Amen to that.
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Uma Thurman/Madonna
Is there really a difference between "Kill Bill" and "Like a Virgin" though?
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Songwriting Notebooks
Storage lockers are the worst place to leave your creativity, especially when you can't afford them
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K
No, I don't blame me for leaving. No, I don't blame you for not coming back.
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NXT: TakeOver War Games
"Please don't die! Please don't die! Please don't die!"
- everyone in attendance |
Left palm
Never heard of this alcohol stuff, and I never want to again!
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Never seen any of the Godfather films
I'll make you an offer that you have every right to refuse if it doesn't seem favorable enough. That is totally cool with me.
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GameBoy Color
Dude, everyone has one by now. Just ask your mom to buy you your own.
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C.F.
We simply ran our course, even though it felt more like an appetizer.
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Missouri City Summer
There's no way I was born to be in forensics now.
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Go-kart accident
Sometimes you're the bug. Sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes you're unlucky enough to be neither.
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Twitter
So much for being connected, yeah?
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Nerf Gun Arsenal
He's no Keanu, but as far as armories go, he's Sean freaking Wick
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Alex
Nope, I'll own that one. That's on me. That was a dick move.
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Teenage Crab Debacle
I can never look at collecting sea shells the same way
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Concussion
Yeah, you're in the minor leagues now pal!
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Dead bee sting
I'm thinking of a number between 1 & 10. It's 11. No honey for you!
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