“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

“Whatever this cookie tray says, we hate tater tots.”

KA football players who were named All-GLVC this past season.

I’m filled up with sand, and have a keen eye, yet I suck at my job, because fratio birds still fly. What am I?

Nearest planet to the sun.

“Those must be comfortable shoes, I bet you could walk all day in shoes like those and not feel a thing.”

“You can delete instagram, but you can’t delete the memories.”

The person with the 10th lowest scoring average in NCAA era Jewell history.

If we were to fight, it’d be smart to just call it, and by the way, has anyone seen my wallet? Who am I?

The name of Jack Sparrow’s ship.

“Yesterday is history. tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that’s why it’s called the present.”

“Did you know you’re supposed to use the opposite side of gas station brushes to wipe off your windshield?”

The amount of strikeouts Bodi put up to tie the NCAA era single game record.

I’m a hometown kid, and prefer Miller light in my cup, and for over 8 years, I have been boo’d up. Who am I?

The only NFL team to have an undefeated season including the Super Bowl.

“It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly…stupid.”

“We’ve got holes in walls and trees on the ground!”

The amount of home runs Lindsey Thorpe hit to set the single season softball home run record in 2008.

Pop tarts are bad, but I’ll eat a glizzy, when I don’t have enough sugar, I get kind of dizzy. Who am I?

The fifth color of the rainbow.

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

“I need a perc man.”

The month/year of William Jewell’s last football win.

I am really old, and reside in front of columns, if you flip me over, we’ll have some problems. What am I?

The part of an atom with no electric charge.