"Come kiss my Mom, Evan."

This is jons most played game on steam

Which musical artist created the song "There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet"

this is dabis favorite teemo skin

jon drank this at the lake, he has not wanted it since

"Ethan knocked me up."

this is jons highest rated game

this is jons favourite traditional pokemon game (NOT POKEMON ARCEUS)

this (for a long time) was jons least favourite champ to play against

jon threw up from drinking this on his bday

"heyyy luuux... heyy luux... whatcha doin after school?"

Jon tried playing this MOBA instead of League

This was jons last vacation location before Toronto

this is the prestige skin jon would buy if he could get any of them

this is jons favourite shot

"Powdered cum makes pain go away, pop a powdered cum"

This is jons ranked solo winrate this season

this was jons school lunch for 10 years straight (he made it himself, it was just what we had)

jon owns this many shaco skins

this is the bar on the U of A campus (U OF A PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ANSWER THIS ONE!)

"guns cock"

This is jons least favourite game

How many yoshis are there in the opening scene of Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island

if jon could main any champ and be good at them, jon would play this champ

this popular 70's arcade game about aliens was the name of the beer jon and his dad drank a lot of in Toronto