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I speak with out a mouth and I hear with out any ears I have no body but I move with the wind what am I
A echo✅✅
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What disappears as soon as you say its name?
Silence????????????
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First you eat me, then you get eaten. What am I?
A fishhook????????????????????????
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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?????️♂️????️♂️????️♂️
A stick
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What did one toilet say to the other?
What did one toilet say to the other?????????????
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You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring I’m quick when I’m thin and I’m slow when I’m fat the wind is my enemy ❌❌
A candle ????
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How can the number four be half of five?????????????
IV, the Roman numeral for four, which is “half” (two letters) of the word five.
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How is seven different from the rest of the numbers between one and ten?
Seven has two syllables and the other numbers only have one syllable.????????????
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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear????????????
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?????????????
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
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I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I? ????????????????????????
A map????
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What gets wet while drying?
A towel????????????
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First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright full moon. Now answer quickly what do cows drink?
Water ????
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Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.????????????
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste????????????
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What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?????️????️????️
The letter r
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How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in the words “the alphabet”????????????
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What are the next three letters in this combination? OTTFFSS ????????????????????????
E N T (Each letter represents the first letter in the written numbers: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, etc.).
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What time is it when the clock strikes
Time to get a new clock ????????????
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.‼️‼️‼️
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You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?????????????????????????
All the people were married.
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What English word has three consecutive double letters? ????????????
Bookkeeper
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A is the brother of B. B is the brother of C. C is the father of D. So how is D related to A?
A is D’s uncle.????????????
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How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
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What do you call a dog magician
A labracadabrador
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