| Straight Up Facts | Habits | Food | Poop | Things |
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November 17, 1992
When is Joel's birthday (mm/dd/yyyy)?
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True
True or False: Similar to my dad, Joel genuinely loves annoying people.
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Pepsi
What is Joel's pop of choice?
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Ella
Who is Joel's arch nemesis in bowling?
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Low Colonial
What is Joel's go-to hairstyle?
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Joel Michael Michael Poopshit Cornell
What is Joel's full name including confirmation?
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XL or 36"
What adult sized diaper does Joel wear?
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Milk Duds
What is Joel's favorite candy?
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I wish this were true
True or False: Joel beat my dad in arm wrestling.
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Anagrams
What game does Joel refuse to play on GamePigeon due to lack of wins?
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Jack Daniels and High Life
What is Joel's liquor of choice and Joel's beer of choice?
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Pinching
What is Joel's favorite form of physical abuse?
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Seafood
What is Joel's favorite type of food?
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Nate
Who in the family does Joel peg as one of the nicest and the first one who made him feel welcomed?
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When he gets in my car and turns off my fucking a/c without asking or giving any sort of warning OR when he tells me I can't have four cats
What is one of my biggest pet peeves of Joel's?
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Right
Which eye is Joel nearly blind in?
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"What are you doing bozo?!"
What is Joel's favorite insult to use towards other drivers when agitated?
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Mississippi Pot Roast
What dish of my mom's is Joel's favorite?
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Warden or Cock Block
What nickname did Joel give to Emma?
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Spiders
What does Joel get overly-freaked out about?
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Sven or JoelJoe
What are Joel's top two name options when it comes to his first born son?
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He picks his nose and tastes the booger- if it's too salty, he will sprinkle it on his food for extra flavor but if it's too gooey, he will simply eat it.
What is Joel's secret habit that he hides from everyone?
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8-10 Jalapeño cheese sliders
What is Joel's standard order from White Castle?
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At least 5-6
How many times does Joel poop his fucking pants a day?
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The night we woke up to a loud and startling crash noise coming from downstairs and I was the one who sprung out of bed and ran downstairs ready to protect my loved ones and Joel just stayed in bed and upon my return half assedly said, "What was that"
What is something I will always hold over Joel's head?
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