This person was Ben's fifth grade teacher.

2,713,406 miles

A hard round constipating turd. Induced by too much starch and not enough fiber in the diet.

November 9th, 2012

This species has testicles that are 14% of their body weight.

A year that was better then most. Sure, there were a few terrorists and some large hurricanes, but all in all one of the best years since 2004.

This woman is Ben's mother.

This is the American average penis length

An extremely obese woman. More commonly known as a BIG BITCH. Often seen cruising buffet lines or getting smashed by guys who are hard up for some pussy. Much like a real whale, there is a lot of blubber and they secrete grease and oil. They often smell like stale fish although they rarely go in the water.

This man made me who I am today

This is the water percentage of the human body.

Overly excited in a sexual manner.

This is the core temperature of the Earth?

this is a sexual technique in which two girls (usually) stick their legs in between each others legs resembuling two sissors.