In 2017, Ben decided to go to a college represented by this mascot.

This nickname from Cathy Burns was the beginning of a longer and rather more complicated chant.

This southern New York league played host to Ben’s first foray into the beautiful game.

This trendy Denver neighborhood is host to Ben’s first apartment out of college.

This spicy name was the brand of Ben’s first entrepreneurial venture in college.

This residence hall built originally in 1934 was Ben’s home in his first year out west.

This nickname, coined by Vito at a 10th grade house party is used solely by Ben‘s high school friends.

Many Tuesdays and Thursdays were spent at Kennedy Park with this football club.

Ben’s dog who is the best puppy ever.

This camp, a twin flame to Fernwood, was host to Ben for many summers in Maine.

Ben was elected to this role in this fraternity in March of 2018.

This nickname, derived from a culinary obsession, came into the mix when Ben was in middle school.

This tactical change in positioning was the catalyst for Ben’s career as a prolific goal scorer.

This Berkshires charmer is the first lady Ben bought a villa for, when things really started taking off.

This venerable instrument was Ben’s weapon of choice for many years of stringed dueling.

These three miscreants formed the cast and crew of many a Sewall adventure with Ben.

This nickname is used exclusively by Ben’s biggest fan.

This iconic venue played host to Ben’s high school career with the Nyack Indians.

This triad of countries makes up Ben’s ultimate retirement jet-set triangle.

This favorite venture of Ben’s resulted in a ~mystical~ sojourn at a famed castle in LA.

This sturdy, rugged vehicle was Ben’s first steed on the streets of Boulder.

This nickname, perhaps his most literal, has arisen cyclically and consistently especially in professional circles.

This North London club stole Ben’s heart for good after he attended a game in what year?

The fund that marked the fulfillment of Ben’s ultimate professional goal.

This unfortunate sequence of events led to the disqualification of Ben, Will, Christian, and Tommy at this upstate NY school event in 11th grade.