Jared's favorite orange drink.

The government minimum was $0.75

Polish Dog and a drink.

Sure If

While sitting on the couch, Dad talked into this instead of his walkie talkie phone CHIRP "Ya, Go ahead Ceasar"...

Where Jared served his mission.

It comes sliced and costs $0.17

This restaurant boasts a salad bar buffet, strawberry lemonade, and steak.

Astrotech

After falling asleep during a movie and spilling this all over himself, Kristin put a piece in Dad's mouth. He started chewing then woke up and acted as if he'd never been asleep.

Method of transportation to elude policemen.

$0.03 per lick

A construction workers' favorite diner.

Ham Booger

This occurs moments after sitting down on the couch.

The plant Jared's family farmed.

$0.29/gal

Dad frequently orders Chile Relleno at this restaurant.

Are See Woolley

The most common word or phrase Dad says after being woken up from the couch.

Lets hear your best impersonation of Jared's laugh

$4,684

This early family favorite allowed you to buy a pizza AND rent a movie all in one stop.

Nessles