Device that makes forwarding decisions based on MAC addresses, also used to discipline children in the 1800s

WAN stands for

The most common type of ethernet cable, best performance for cost

802.11g and what other type of wireless device won't work together in the g protocol standard

He gloriously defeated Beyonce for album of the year

A device that integrates a switch, a router, and a wireless access point into one package is called

Allows people to wirelessly connect to the internet while traveling

Phone cable, can also hook up a modem

The fastest available network connection option

This highly contagious, dangerous, and easily preventable disease is rapidly spreading across the United States and Mexico as we speak

The dumb way to split network connections up between computers

A printer that is connected to a switch, a hub, or a router is considered to be a

The original Ethernet standard

Fiber optic cables use what to transmit signals?

News anchor who "mis-remembered" being in a helicopter that was hit by an RPG in the middle east (note that it never actually happened)

This type of server provides login information, local network access, printer services, and internet access to computers in its domain

PAN stands for what, AND what technology is required to connect to one?

The newest and fastest ethernet version that is not yet widely available

The 1000 in 1000BASE-T standard indicates what statistic for the cable?

Radical militant group that has taken control of a great deal of Iraq and Syria. Also the name of Lord Grantham's dog in Downton Abbey

Secure access to confidential information, centralized database for storing said information, and ability to do regular backups are benefits of this model over P2P

This describes how computers access a LAN medium

Mr. Conney's first cat's name

How far can a 1000BASE-T standard cable stretch and still work?

Mr. Conney's current book of choice; written by J.R.R. Tolkien, and edited by Christopher Tolkien. It tells the story of the creation of Middle Earth long before Hobbits and the Rings of Power.