"why are you mopping the wall? STOP MOPPING THE WALL!"

"Thats so mean" ...
"coming from the woman who chains me in a basement"

"Juan"
"Tweo"
"Naothree"
"Chifourger"
"LunaFIVE"

"Sploon is love. Sploon is life."

"soster"

"Im not a captain go away"

"oh perfect pears! thank you for the gift~" ...
"you're welcome, now for the next one," *pulls out axe* "___"

"If I have learned one thing i have learned today, it's that i cant win against luna"

"You guys suck"

"Tonughda Rotation:"

"As much as I'm devoted to my Queen (Pearl), I'd marry Callie XP"

"On a scale from 1 to 10 how mean is it" ... "mean"

"If I get murdered in my sleep, I'm blaming you Chiggs"

"Unintentional dab awareness day."

"were you pinting at me"

"I'm a bitch"

What is "Ive tried to upload this video at least 10 times" ...
"3rd times the charm"

"I like laughing at white people"

"He's dead now. It's all good."

"peole"

"I'm the ultimate child toucher!"

"She's going to ride a Lapras" ...
"___, I will hurt you"

"note to self: do not let Chigger write Inkvaders the musical"

"I've got the meme cake now, I got to live up to it."

"splash zones"