| Festivus | Who? | Birthdays | Do you know each other? | Family Beef |
|---|---|---|---|---|
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Who is Granny
This family member was gifted a blender the same year another family member revealed his ‘daughter’ to a random girlfriend
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Who is Brian Scroggins
One of moms oldest friends, sometimes he pops in
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What is Mom
03/09
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Who is Kaila
This person once drove 45+ minutes with the emergency brake on
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Who is Faye Norris
This ‘second mother’ literally hated us and wouldn’t let us listen to Billy Joel in the car
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What is New China, mom has explosive liquid diarrhea down the hallway
This Christmas was an eventful one, we broke into Granny’s house and ordered food from what restaurant and why?
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What is Willis; Car
‘Blank’ is possibly coming over to look at ‘Blank’
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What is Hunter
07/19
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Who is Kaila
Was once able to fit a quarter in between their teeth
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Who is Kathy Nichols
‘Wicked-Step Mother’ Vibes, Kaila was Cinderella
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What is they are things we always receive for christmas
Band-Aids, Tissues, Legal Pads, Underwear and Socks, all these items have what in common?
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Who is Vince
Car Insurance Man
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Who is Dad
05/20
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Who is Dilyn
Which child got a staple in their thumb while anxiously awaiting the arrival of the first successful family dog
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Who is Molly
This family member broke a crock pot on Christmas Day 2012
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What is Peace on Earth
This Christmas time favorite is a YouTube video
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Who is New China Lady
10 Minute
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Who is Granny
10/31
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Who is Kaila
As a child they streaked another child’s birthday party
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Who is Moe by Ellie
These two had beef on Wisteria Drive, in result who was locked in the Hot Tub by who?
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What is a phone
A can of green beans was thrown over a gift that was meant for Hunter during ‘White Elephant’ what was the gift
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Who is Liz Spiller
She-Devil, Wine Drinker, Smother
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Who is Devon
05/10
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Who is Hunter
Busted their head open on a pair of Wacky Pack sunglasses
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Who is Mom
Blank not knowing the words to songs has led to many a family argument
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