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What is Tigger the Tiger holding a human spine
Popular anthropomorphic cartoon character and human anatomy come together in this bone-chilling back tattoo on an uncle
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What is Phase 10
This is the name of the card game that caused Anna to soil one of Mary Arnold's chairs
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What is "You're done....you're done."
This is Dad's favorite of Baylen Dupree's tics.
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What is Vicki Her-Manifesto
Fabled nosy neighbor + public written declaration of motivations/intentions
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What is an Ikea bag
This is what Charlie had to sit in in the car after he ran through the Bayshore sprinklers
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Who are Doug and Carrie Hietpas
These two family members have tattoos after the phrase "A king is nothing without his queen"
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What are rainbow loom bracelets
Charlie made a fortune selling these during a soccer match one summer
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What are Crubs, Diamonds are a girl's best friend, Spader from Decatur, and Farts.
These are the names of the 4 suits of cards according to Grandpa Kamps
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What is Espres-So Cool Crafts
Concentrated pressurized form of coffee + shockingly still in business paper art store in Shorewood
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What are "Zekee Boots" or "Zekee 4 Shoes"
Name one of the nicknames that Anna exclusively has for Zeke
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What are her own eyes
This element gives Aunt Jenny's owl calf tattoo an especially eerie feel
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What are "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac and "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Louis.
These are the two songs performed by Anna and Dad at a kareoke bar in Joshua Tree
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What is "Buzz, your girlfriend....woof!"
This is our most quoted line from Home Alone
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What is Gordon Ramsay Bur-Gherkin
The name of the restaurant in Las Vegas where we had to wake up Charlie to eat his burger + a popular variety of pickle
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What is sunshine powers
These are the powers bestowed on anyone who places Grandma Hietpas's neck pillow on their head
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What is a lion
Two of Dad's siblings have this animal tattooed on their bodies
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What is he tried to fight a bouncer to get his fake ID back
This is the reason why Dad spent a night in jail during college
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What is "Look at those big blue eyes!"
This is what the sales woman told young concussed Charlie after an entire mirror shattered over his head
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What is Hari-Boniface
Factory that Mom points out on every single drive to Chicago + Anglo-Saxon missionary who promulgated Christianity among the tribes in what is now Germany
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Who are Kungfu or Injun Joe
Name two of the more racially-charged miis allegedly created by the Hietpas kids
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What are theatrical masks, the phrase "Oh yeah" and piano keys
Name three of the elements included in the Merle Hietpas memorial tattoo
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What is a gazing ball
This is the correct name for the lawn ornament of Grandma's that Jack hit the shit out of with a baseball bat
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What is "dangerous when we are near"
Finish the lyrics
"We laugh in your face Or we practice our growl and our sneer We break up your place We are ___________________________" |
What is Slicke-Reba McEntire
The name of the crochet rat that resides at Aunt Becky's house + popular red-headed musician dubbed as the "Queen of Country"
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What is a cinnamon scone for Mom, a lemon poppyseed muffin for Anna, a sourdough roll for Charlie, a cherry oat-bran muffin for Jack, a nature muffin/tri-potato blend for Dad. BONUS POINTS IF YOU INCLUDED THE SHARED CINNAMON ROLL!
Correctly list all 5 of the family member's City Market breakfast orders from back in the day
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