Boring Halloween facts | Pete is 100%, Alan is a weirdo, and Jarod might be gay | Michelle's Boyfriends | X - Rated | Some Weird Crap |
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Fruit
Is a Pumpkin a fruit or a vegetable?
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Halloween
What holiday has Pete spent most of Nina's retirement on, Alan encourages cut-off jean shorts and Jarod goes down on an ice dick?
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Nude Beach
This boyfriend likes to take long walks in the park or sometimes on this kind of beach.
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Gucci Gucci
When a man has too much to drink and pierces his tant.
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Cats
Stephanie's teaching partner loves these.
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Ireland
Halloween originated in this country.
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Touch of Sun
Pete's native American name given to him at birth for his unique warming hands
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Dick Pick
When Michelle asks for a head shot photo, she may receive this.
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Semen
One teaspoon of this only contains 5 calories and 200 proteins, as well as, several vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, B12, zinc, and many others.
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Any serious medical condition, being attacked by bees, or someone on crack.
After a few drinks, 9-A's dance moves can be confused with this.
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Harry Houdini
This famous magician died on Halloween 1926.
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Chocolate
Although Ben and Jerry's doesn't make this ice-cream, it was one of their most popular flavors in 2022.
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Christmas Tree
This boyfriend really enjoyed taking pictures of this kind of tree.
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Penis
Chicago's Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation found that the smell of pumpkin can increase blood flow to this organ.
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Pussy Popper
This song makes Jarod run and hide.
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Harvest and Death
Orange and Black are the colors of Halloween which represent these two things.
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Knee High Stockings
Right before an adventurous evening, Pete, Alan, and Jarod all struggled to fit these on their heads.
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Tooth
Right before this boyfriend goes to sleep at night he may pull this out this.
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Clitoris
This word is Greek for "Divine and goddess like"
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Termite
This always has a mouth full of wood.
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Alabama
It is illegal to dress as a priest or nun on Halloween in this US state.
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Black Cherry Hard Seltzer
At the 2021 Horse Race this caused Pete to eat his own words...'My metabolism is so high, I don't get drunk', jump into a bush and blow chunks.
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Christian
This boyfriend attended our first gathering..aka...progressive dinner and was nicknamed 'Baby Fingers' by Jarod.
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Every lady in this room, plus Jarod, probably Pete, and possibly Alan.
Although pubic hair might trap secretions that hold sexual scents or help hide genital warts, these people shave it all off completely.
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Everyone in this room.
These are Jarod's favorite people to be around.
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