"Pant's open. I'm a hungry, hungry man."

"That's not Hitler, that's my father."

"As long as it's legal."
"You've said smash to four children today."

"I'll grab someone's ass for $20."

"I'm wearing thigh highs, ladies and gents."

"America is just a part of the country, Texas."

"Keep the sticks in the MEGA GAY ZONE."

"Respectfully, no one on the rugby team catches my eye."
"I'll join and then we'll see."

"He's a cookie cutter but he's gay."

"I'm not filling my heart with gay femboys."

"I'm a thief of people's hearts."

"If I were a coyote, I would beat you up and steal your food."

"Ok, but have you seen his underwear-?"
"WHAT?"

"Just look up boobies, you'll find all four."

"Barnie came out of the seventh layer of her skirt."

"It's very rude to touch other people's meat stick."

"Personally, I wouldn't trust him with my meat puzzle."

"I want them to suck, just a little bit."

"You know it's better to brine a grade 11 than a minor."

"We are all friends here."

"I like it when it's warm, but not so hot you'll burn biscuits."

"So you're not willing to study for your classes but you're willing to memorize things I shoved up my ass pt. 117?"

"Lucas is the twerk queen."

"Jack's my favourite lesbian."

"Our boyfriend."