EASY

"BOY!"

Positive Review: "The balls on your horse shrink in the winter"

Plumber commits genocide for mid grade royal woman.

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KINDA EASY

"Nothing is more badass than treating a woman with respect!"

Negative Review: "Porn so good they made a game out of it"

It's like a never-ending cycle of enslavement, exploitation and pitfighting all in the name of becoming the "Champion". Forcing local wildlife into servitude for pure personal gain is a popular career path.

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MEDIUM

"We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."

Positive Review: "I found an AK-47 before I found food, I felt like a child in Congo. 10/10 would play again."

Someone really good at parkour attempts to outrun a group of people who are also really good at parkour.

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KINDA HARD

"Good men mean well. We just don't always end up doing well."

Positive Review: "Brought some tissues but never thought I'd use them for tears"

Undead mogul forms his own orcs-only talent agency, proceeds to push his clients to the top.

HARD

"It's a-me, Mario!" "Uncle Mario?"

Positive Review: "The huggy wuggy uwu monster ate my ass and made me fall out of my seat. 10/10 worth my money."

You can sense how many enemies are nearby, but if you ever see one, you lost.

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