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					  What is "white food"					 
					
					 Diana's Achilles heel in cooking 
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					  What is Keep working					 
					
					 Diana's plan for retirement 
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					  What is roll her eyes					 
					
					 Diana does this every time Steve is on his day off 
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					  What is Government Rapids					 
					
					 Diana's favorite place between a rock and a hard place 
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					  What is too little food					 
					
					 Diana is not able to cook this 
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					  What is a usual email, Dianagram					 
					
					 This occupies 3 printed pages, single spaced 
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					  What is Steve					 
					
					 The name Diana never calls Steve 
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					  What is Diana not being in control of the food					 
					
					 Diana's 60th birthday and the Snake River trip have this in common 
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					  What is a 7 course meal					 
					
					 Diana prepares this for a 3 course meal 
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					  What is "I'll do it myself."					 
					
					 This is what Diana does when encountering incompetence at work 
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					  What is Diana teaching a recreational sport ie, rowing, biking, skiing					 
					
					 Activities where Diana behaves as a drill sergeant 
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					  What are her hiking poles					 
					
					 Two items that Diana has trouble using on a hike 
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					  What is in Diana's kitchen					 
					
					 This could end world hunger 
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					  What is drive thru vaccine shot clinics					 
					
					 Fast food drive thru in Tuba has nothing on Diana's invention 
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					  What is  stinkeye					 
					
					 Diana does this when she is angry with you 
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					  What is "It's just a flesh wound."					 
					
					 Diana might have said this when gushing blood from her forehead 
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					  What is never					 
					
					 This is the frequency of Steve and Diana eating alone 
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					  What is "That which does not kill you makes you stronger."					 
					
					 Diana's response to all hard endeavors 
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					  What is Diana's speech rate					 
					
					 Faster than the speed of light 
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					  What is heat exhaustion when hiking with Ebe					 
					
					 Diana threw down her hiking poles and said "no, I'm not doing this any more " and sat on the ground 
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