| $h!t only a BA would say | Powerpoint | Life Coaching | Make it Happen | Bacon and Mountain Dew |
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What I read before my eyes started bleeding?
System shall...
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What is a dongle?
Long, black and slender
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Who is the angriest elf?
The Intern
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What was Elmer’s brilliant idea?
This shitty Jeopardy game
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When you eat bacon and throw the Mountain Dew away?
A delicious poor life choice.
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When do I know I have lost my damn mind?
Yeah I can do this without a process
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What Sean said when he first saw clip art?
I did not know you could do that
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What is SWEET?
WATER!
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What sucks about the OLD IBM?
New IBM
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What does Sean look like after a 5th Mountain Dew before 10 AM?
A shade of neon green
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What?
I completed CDR.
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What Sean said at his first JAD?
It is supposed to look bigger
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What is going to get us kicked out of here?
SPIN IT!
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What has not happened?
YET!
Kicked Out
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What is the maximum amount of bacon that Sean has gotten from the cafeteria while only paying for 3 slices?
4 pounds
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Why?
Sending out for approval.
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What is "SLIDE"?
NEXT!
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What is only the best shot ever?
Baby Guinness
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What is priceless?
A two hour drive, $100 dollars, a picture, and a rejection.
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What tastes better than Mountain Dew?
Piss
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What went wrong in Sean's life?
BRD
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What did sean say when the projector did not work?
I can’t get it up
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Who is my life coach?
Edward "Let me tell you about the best poop I ever had and it just so happens I had a rectal exam today" Horne
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Things that cannot be unseen at a hockey game?
Randy Haven in a thong.
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What is Sean's sexual fantasy?
Doritos, bacon, taco bell, mountain dew , a goat, a man thong, and a nap
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