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True.
In Mitosis, a 46 chromosomed cell will create 2 new 46 chromosomed cells. In Meiosis, a 46 chromosomed cell will split into two 23 chromosomed cells.
True or False: After Mitosis, there are the same number of chromosomes in the new cells as the original cell.
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False.
It's a fungus. Ya'll mushroom eaters are FUNGUS EATERS. nastay.
True or False: A truffle is a type of moss.
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False.
It's a waste product. The MAIN product [read: main goal] is GLUCOSE. cause those plants don't care about letting you breathe. b*tches just wanna growwww.
True or False: Oxygen is the main product of Photosynthesis.
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False.
Small intestine! That's why it's so long and stretchy. More surface area means more digestion space.
True or False: Most of digestion occurs in the stomach.
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YEP.
Know your diseases, folks. Don't do what I did and assume I don't need to know those anymore. *sad face*
True or False: Tay-Sachs and Cystic Fibrosis are Recessive disorders
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Mollusks: snails, squids, slugs.
What kind of animals have a Radula?
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The Dark Reactions.
Remember my friend Calvin...?
Another name for the Calvin Cycle is ______.
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Amino acids.
Your steak. Your eggs. Your tofu. amino acids, baby!
What are proteins made out of?
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Tundra.
Cause it's cold.
Where does Permafrost exist?
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4.6 BYA
BIG BANG YA"LL
How old is the earth?
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Eukaryotic and Prokaryotic.
HIDDEN QUESTION: WHICH ONE ARE WE MADE OF?
What are the two main types of cells?
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Photosynthesis.
Photo. Think Light. Light and Dark. Dark is Calvin.
In which reaction does the Calvin Cycle occur? Respiration or Photosynthesis?
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Aorta.
Delivers oxygenated blood to the body.
What structure is the big loopy tube at the top of the heart?
Double Question: What does it do? |
Global Warming.
Cause CO2 is a greenhouse gas. Leading to the greenhouse effect [trapping heat in the atmosphere] Making it warmer down here.
Carbon Dioxide contributes to what environmental problem?
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Ovulation
Lutenizing Hormone causes _____ in women
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2 Sister Chromatids. Which are made of chromatin. Chromatids are held together by (get this) CENTROmeres.
Chromosomes are made up of ______.
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Meiosis.
That's why you get different cells than your parents. If crossing over happened in mitosis, we'd have a lot of different skin cells and that'd be whack.
Does cross-over occur in Mitosis or Meiosis?
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Liver produces bile. Gallbladder stores it.
GallBLADDER. Think a little bladder for bile. [why are all the gross stuff in bladders? urine. bile. blegh. Even the name "bladder" is yucky]
What Digestive Tract organ produces Bile? Which ones Stores it?
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Duesberg is a Berkeley professor who thinks HIV doesn't cause AIDS.
*sigh*
Why does Bio 1 make me embarrassed that I went to Berkeley?
Hint: it has to do with a guy. and HIV |
Pineal Gland
PM. Pineal. Melatonin. makes you sleepy! like at night (PM).
What gland releases Melatonin?
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Protons. Neutrons. Electrons.
Be an optimist prime! not a negatron.
What are the components of Atoms?
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Jean Baptiste Lamarck
Jean the JRAFF.
Who thought animals could pass on acquired characteristics?
Hint: He used a giraffe as an example. |
70%
SEVENTY FREAKING PERCENT. wtf mate.
What percentage of women are retarded?
jk. What I really meant was : What percentage of women keep smoking even though they're pregnant? |
Cenozoic.
Remember? John Cena is living today. CEN(A)ozoic. TADA side note: I just saw John Cena for the first time on TV 2 weeks ago.
What era are we living in now?
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Jet Lag.
Cause your circadian rhythms go crazy and Melatonin is released in the middle of the day when your body thinks it's night time and you get sleepy.
What effect does Melatonin cause?
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