Her brain is the size of a pea.

You won't be sorry.

The President is wounded when a bullet ricochets off his bulletproof car and into his arm

A pilot has a fear of heights.

Two people want a divorce, but during the proceedings they discover they still love each other and get back together.

I will multiply them, and they shall not be few; I will make them honored, and they shall not be small. (Jeremiah 30:19)

You are not as young as you used to be.

If you're so sad about it, cry me a river.

"So first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
-Franklin Delano Roosevelt, First Inaugural Address

He's got tons of money.

I would fly to the moon and back to get your heart.

"I can't get no satisfaction." The Rolling Stones

A child runs away from someone throwing a water balloon at him and falls into the pool.

The game is not likely to be rained out.

A husband realizes it's his wife's birthday and rushes to make dinner reservations, only to find that she has forgotten what day it is and stayed at work late.