This faculty member grew up in Utah within a half-hour drive of four world-class ski resorts – but didn’t learn to ski until moving to Vermont.

This faculty member won a letter on his high school ski team for ski jumping.

This faculty member has the oldest typewriter in the world...It types in pencil.

This professor bungee jumped over the Zambezi River on the border between Zambia and Zimbabwe.

This professor puts the acronym BFM on some students’ papers and exams...

This faculty member used to rap under the moniker "D.J.Cheese”

Curiosity killed the cat...but for a while, this professor was a suspect.

This professor "Can't Believe It's Not Butter!"

This faculty member is said to have coined the phrases "Don't go there!" and "I don't think so!"

These days, this professor calls his Scottish Highlanders his/her "babies."

Every so often, this faculty member sticks his/her head out the window, looks up, and smiles for a Google Earth satellite picture.

This faculty member appeared as an extra on the show "Baywatch."

This person spent a night in jail for organizing a sit-in to protect the 1990 Gulf War.

This person was ranked for several years among the fastest 40 Americans at running 100 miles.

This faculty member lives by the "Three Gs":
Guns, German Shepherds, and Gardening.

This faculty member played on an album that was nominated for a Grammy Award for "Best College Jazz Recording."

This faculty member worked at a dry cleaners in Bayside, Queens, NY and went through Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's pockets when the Justice's winter storage clothes were dropped off there...

This faculty member used to work at a dog food factory, up to his neck in chicken heads and feet.

This professor was briefly assigned to coach the soccer team at a Quaker day school until it was discovered how little he actually knew about the sport.

This faculty member recently gave a purple-headed chicken to another member of the faculty and has been known to give chickens away to other faculty in the past.

This faculty member has the most chickens.

This faculty member can’t decide which recent accomplishment is greater: getting an article published, or figuring out how to make a Treebeard the Ent costume for my kid for Halloween.

This faculty member designed the Spencer Memorial University Mace.

When this professor has a bad day, he/she likes to watch the Numa Numa guy for a smile.

For Halloween, this professor dressed up as "Dracula Santa Claus" and made a few children recoil in horror when he told them "give me your candy or you will get nothing for Christmas."