Tombstones, Rewritten | They May Be Giants | It's The Eighties |
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Who is Bill Paxton
"I swear to Christ!"
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Who is Bobby Thompson
In a 1951 playoff game, he hit the "shot heard 'round the world" propelling the Giants into the World Series
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What is Fresno
And anagrams are hot... California city: no serf
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Who is Val Kilmer
"Look up the word 'idiot' in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?.. The definition of the word 'idiot', which you fucking are!"
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What is Barry Bonds
This San Francisco Giants home run king was born on July 24, 1964.
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What is 1984
The year when this 1949 novel and 1974 song finally came to be.
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What is Embarcadero
This San Francisco waterfront road runs from the Giants' Stadium to Pier 39
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What is Moonstruck
At the movies... where a a book keeper finds herself falling for the brother of the man she agreed to marry in this film
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Who is Kurt Russell
In an interview: "I seem to have a knack for picking movies that go on to be cult favorites."
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Who is Jason Schmidt
This San Francisco Giants pitcher has been called the most feared starter in the National League
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What is velour
And we wish you could feel Dudley Moore's velvety pullover in this fabric, big in the 1980s
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Who is Willy Mays
This Giants centerfielder hit more than 50 home runs in a season twice, in 1955 & 1965
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What is Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
And you wanna listen to some metal... Folklorically, this descendant will have occult powers; it's also an Iron Maiden album.
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