| Tombstones, Rewritten | They May Be Giants | It's The Eighties | 
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					  Who is Bill Paxton					 
					 "I swear to Christ!" | 
					  Who is Bobby Thompson					 
					 In a 1951 playoff game, he hit the "shot heard 'round the world" propelling the Giants into the World Series | 
					  What is Fresno					 
					 And anagrams are hot... California city: no serf | 
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					  Who is Val Kilmer					 
					 "Look up the word 'idiot' in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?.. The definition of the word 'idiot', which you fucking are!" | 
					  What is Barry Bonds					 
					 This San Francisco Giants home run king was born on July 24, 1964. | 
					  What is 1984					 
					 The year when this 1949 novel and 1974 song finally came to be. | 
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					  What is Embarcadero					 
					 This San Francisco waterfront road runs from the Giants' Stadium to Pier 39 | 
					  What is Moonstruck					 
					 At the movies... where a a book keeper finds herself falling for the brother of the man she agreed to marry in this film | |
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					  Who is Kurt Russell					 
					 In an interview: "I seem to have a knack for picking movies that go on to be cult favorites." | 
					  Who is Jason Schmidt					 
					 This San Francisco Giants pitcher has been called the most feared starter in the National League | 
					  What is velour					 
					 And we wish you could feel Dudley Moore's velvety pullover in this fabric, big in the 1980s | 
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					  Who is Willy Mays					 
					 This Giants centerfielder hit more than 50 home runs in a season twice, in 1955 & 1965 | 
					  What is Seventh Son of a Seventh Son					 
					 And you wanna listen to some metal... Folklorically, this descendant will have occult powers; it's also an Iron Maiden album. | |