| Old McDysard had a Farm | Don't quote me | According to Matt | Holidays | Residence |
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Who is Andrew jackson
The signature of this man is on the original title to the farm
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What is neato keeno?
Skippy would often explain this when he heard about some cool or interesting
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Who are Ella and Garce?
According to Matt, these two are the biggest dorks in the family
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Who is Tom Dysard?
This Dysard was so excited to find the same egg hidden in the same location multiple times
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What is Portsmouth
This Toledo street once housed Tom C, Tom D, Garce, Danielle, and Phill
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What is germany
The country that the original settlers of the farm came from
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Who were Paul, Dave, Matt, and Danielle?
Beam me up Scotty was often quoted when these people would play star trek
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What is more cheese?
According to Matt, this is the only thing better than cheese
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What is a bag full of candy and a 20 dollar bill?
The gift uncle Mike would get the small Dysard every christmas
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What is a swing?
Dave will not accept a house as a home unless it has this.
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What is the draft by the Kaiser?
This event was what triggered the immigration of our ancestors to the United States
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What is "sussy baka"?
Theresa couldn't stop laughing when she learned this quote several Christmas ago at the cool table, meaning a suspicious person.
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What is "the golf course"?
According to Matt, this is where all business decisions are made
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Who is the you gest that can read?
This person is supposed to read the peppermint pig every year
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What is a hopscotch tournament?
When Easter was held in Westmoreland, this highly competitive event would occur out front every year
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What is Pennsylvania Railroad
The railroad that acquired right of way across the farm for 1 trip to Toledo
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What is "I just playing on a whole nother level"
The common response from Tom Coats when asked why he did something great or amazing
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What is a block of cheese?
According to Matt and very few other people, simply microwaving this is a meal.
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What is water (oompa, oompa oompa)?
This fueled the Seneca County Space Program
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What is yellow?
The color of the house on Tiffin Street that Helen, Dave and Judy lived in.
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What is the national farmers association?
The agriculture association that Mike was president of for Seneca county
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What is "I'm going to rip your arms off and hit you over the head with it"
This quote was used often by uncle Mike threatening the small Dysard children
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What is "Taste this. Isn't it good, now if you want me to prove to you that I'm straight, I will jump over this table and have sex with your wife"
According to Matt, he will drink a fruity girly drink, and when challenged about his manhood will say this.
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What is head and foot?
This card game similar to canasta, was taught by Leslie to play during the holidays and is still played today
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Who are Lilly and Garce?
The only two members of the family that were not born in Ohio
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