You could be entitled to financial compensation if you were hanging out in shipyards because of this cancer.

To cut down the Nets they swept the New Jersey Nets in the finals

Could only say one word on Chowder

Mark Sanchez

Even though he didn’t get punished, NASCAR fans know he did it

If you sprayed your lawns with this and you decided to digest some I guess.

This driver won his first championship and prevented Mark Martin from winning one

Never said a word on Ed Edd n Eddy

Eli Manning

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His hits golf balls for a living but his ex wife hits him for cheating

Women got vagina cancer from this

Gentleman swept the Hurricanes for the Stanley Cup

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He said “I can’t hear you, it’s too dark in here.”

Nathan Peterman

If this fight was sanctioned, his boxing record would be 51-0

Probably got touched by the camp master

Defeated the Rams 20-17

The main character from the town of Bedrock

Adam Vinatieri

His hands were good for making ridiculous catches in the NFL and hitting women in the house
Has his own ESPN segment

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They just wanted to give little boys the Holy Spirit

This team won game seven against the giants to win their only World Series

Was both gay and lesbian on this Comedy Central cartoon

Jimmy Garropollo
Tony Romo

He has the most iconic tattoo and wisps in sports
Probably came from this fight with his wife