Ariana Grande, in her song “thank u, next,” said she wrote songs about this man, but now “she listens and laughs.”

This plumber spends his days fighting a turtle and pursuing a princess.

This baryon, though commonly found in nature, decays in isolation with a half-life of just 15 minutes.

This senior, from the Bae Area, possesses the best calves in Lloyd.

The Potomac flows through this city, the only one in the contiguous US which is not in a state.

This famous British actor dated Taylor Swift for three hot months in the summer of 2016.

This DLC character was, for a long time, considered the best in the game; he remains top-tier and a favorite of weebs everywhere, especially in his schoolboy outfit.

These semiconducting devices, first conceptualized in 1926, merited the Nobel Prize in physics 30 years later. Name these devices, the subjects of Moore’s Law.

Age is but a number for this oldest resident of Lloyd House.

This ocean contains the point where the Equator and Prime Meridian meet.

This American sweetheart was married to American eye candy Brad Pitt until accusations of infidelity thrust them into turmoil in 2005.

This character hides in a tube all day but comes out of hiding to chomp on some Mario booty.

This layer of the Earth’s atmosphere contains 75% of its mass and averages 13 km from the surface of the Earth.

This bearded bad boi spends his time staying up late and smashing.

This state, which shares its nickname with Caltech’s sports teams, contains the deepest lake in the US.

Ex of a Kardashian sister and father to Stormi, this rapper released his album ASTROWORLD in 2018.

Ahoy, mateys! This reptilian pirate’s trademark move is commonly known as the “suck-and-cuck.”

This method used in molecular biology to efficiently copy samples of DNA shares an acronym with the Pickle-Cactus Revolution of 2012.

This senior did a full Ironman in the summer of 2017.

College students rejoice! This Bavarian city hosts the world-famous Oktoberfest festival every year, where those sixteen and up can drink thousands of brands of beer.

This singer’s shortest marriage lasted a mere 55 hours before it was promptly annulled.

This character is super kinky and clearly into BDSM. His signature weapon is a long-ass whip, and he frequently uses Holy Water to cleanse his opponents of sin. (wtf Connor)

This chemical process splits triglycerides found in animal fats into glycerol and a fatty acid salt called “soap.”

This senior is engaged and is rarely spotted in Lloyd...

The capitals of these two countries share the distinction of being the capitals farthest away from any other - the Tasman Sea separates them.