| Science | Animals | Technology | Movies and Pop Culture | So-Bad-They’re-Good |
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Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity?
It’s impossible to put down.
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data
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How do you follow Will Smith in the snow
You follow the fresh prints.
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Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
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Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
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What did the duck say when it bought chapstick?
“Put it on my bill!”
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What’s another name for an iPhone power cord?
Apple juice.
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How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.
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What runs around a baseball field but never moves?
A fence.
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How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
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What do you call a TV vaccination?
A screen-shot.
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What do you call a security guard outside of a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
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What did the zero say to the eight?
“Nice belt.”
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
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How does a boar sign its name?
With a pig pen.
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Why did the computer have no money left?
Someone cleaned out its cache
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Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
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Why was the calendar afraid?
Its days were numbered
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What is it called when Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up?
Alloys.
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Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted
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Why was the robot so tired after his road trip?
He had a hard drive
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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
Fo’ drizzle
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What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurt-y.
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