This is yelled whenever an oblong spheroid touches the ground.

[Rosie]

This is a pool table reference that describes the location someone will be in for failing to complete chores, doing badly on a test, or talking back to Mom.

This song sung by Dad discusses the enjoyment level of making out with a female.

This Chautauqua incident involved a driving lesson from Dad to Mat, an ironic sense of timing, and Mom desperately trying (and failing) to stop from laughing.

This is yelled on most dropped Steelers interceptions.

[Emmie]

This describes the color of the most widely consumed article of food worldwide.

This is not the appropriate term for blueberries.

This occurred after Dad misjudged the slope angle during a vehicular turn.

This phrase is yelled before 80% of snaps.

[Claire/Josh]

This involves staying on task and remaining focused on goals through difficult situations, referencing woodland animals.

This is not a recognized nickname for singer Taylor Swift.

This annual Christmas struggle involves hours of attempting to discover, in 20-degree weather, which individual light is breaking the circuit.

This describes consistent defensive coverage breakdowns of Dad's college position.

[Mike]

This means to continue working hard after existing success, or as an admonishment after a failed golf shot.

This clothing item was purchased abroad by Dad in an attempt to blend in with local culture.

This enjoyment of a holiday tradition has involved an engine block, removing part of gutter, and utilizing the top of a 40-ft utility pole.

This describes Dad's feeling about the Steelers' offensive coordinator's run-pass ratio.

[Grace]

This describes the difficult choices brought upon by the often mutually exclusive beloved pastimes of Calland men.

This ingredient, when added to a Manhattan, guarantees Dad sending back his drink as many times as needed to correct.

This incident at a Baccalaureate Mass more likened a baptism than a blessing.