This is yelled whenever an oblong spheroid touches the ground.

[Rosie]

This is a pool table reference that describes the location someone will be in for failing to complete chores, doing badly on a test, or talking back to Mom.

This is yelled on most dropped Steelers interceptions.

[Emmie]

This describes the color of the most widely consumed article of food worldwide.

This phrase is yelled before 80% of snaps.

[Claire/Josh]

This involves staying on task and remaining focused on goals through difficult situations, referencing woodland animals.

This describes consistent defensive coverage breakdowns of Dad's college position.

[Mike]

This means to continue working hard after existing success, or as an admonishment after a failed golf shot.

This describes Dad's feeling about the Steelers' offensive coordinator's run-pass ratio.

[Grace]

This describes the difficult choices brought upon by the often mutually exclusive beloved pastimes of Calland men.