| Things Dad Says During Football |
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What is Football!
This is yelled whenever an oblong spheroid touches the ground.
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What is Ike, catch the ball!
This is yelled on most dropped Steelers interceptions.
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What is His Head Is In The Neutral Zone!
This phrase is yelled before 80% of snaps.
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What is The tight end is open every play!
This describes consistent defensive coverage breakdowns of Dad's college position.
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What is He does not want to run the ball, he is incapable of running the ball.
This describes Dad's feeling about the Steelers' offensive coordinator's run-pass ratio.
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