"Cmon guys, same way every time..."

SVC to the PA

Cardi B

Thickened RV with RVOT obstruction, VSD and overriding aorta

This staff member was almost a ski instructor

"A cowboy's work is never done"

Rastelli A, B and C with a 1 or 2 patch technique

Sexy Legs

Small LV with mitral and aortic atresia

Which staff member was a Millville City Ping Pong Champion at age 10

"Ecmo standby? That wasn't in my diary!"

Le Compte

monkey finger

Primum ASD, VSD, and common AVV

Which staff member is closest to retirement?

"I know you hate it but can you please just bulb the chest tubes"

Sano or BT shunt and a side of DKS

Gorgeous

A single great vessel exiting the heart

Wrote children's books before entering the medical field

"Crikey"

IVC to PA

Excellence

Aorta off the RV and PA off the LV

Which surgeon was described by a colleague as "one of the laziest general surgery residents I've worked with."