SRHS TEACHERS | SRHS STUDENTS | MEMORABLE QUOTES | THINGS ADMIN DID | JUST RANCH THINGS |
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Who is Profé?
An enthusiastic teacher who loves to dance and is mildly inappropriate.
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Who is Zev?
A drug dealer who can be caught wearing his signature style which includes mushroom shirts.
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Osheen (Oisin)
“Oh shit! My bong!”
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What is SRHS Twerk team?
This incident made national headlines and defines our school. Senior privileges taken away.
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What are hydroflasks?
A special device (usually covered in stickers) that is used for holding liquids and keeping their temperature.
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Who is Jennifer Mazzella (J-Mazz)?
A teacher who is great a braiding hair and uses Pinterest.
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Who is Michael Phaneuf?
Hi *forehead pic* immediately after: *sends nudes*
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Trevor Pettus
“What are you going to do? Throw it at me?”
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What is racist SRHS?
Admin had so much trouble with controlling the cage theme.
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What are seagulls?
They wreak havoc on the school.
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Who is Dan Lavine?
This person is a fortune teller who can predict the future.
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Who is Kristin Musser?
This person throws scandalous parties and snorts cocaine in front of her parents.
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Ali
“Treasoned by our own president?!?”
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What is AP test fail?
Staff was not required to do the training. Students outraged. So much debt.
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Who are the ranch moms?
The women who fight for the students.
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Who is Trishaa Camp?
A teacher who uses their class period as a life update.
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Who is Harrison Rodgers?
There is no comparison.
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Zev
“Have you even seen La La Land bitch!?!”
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What is overselling parking passes?
No more spots. New English building.
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What is 6th period off?
What every one thought was gone...but ended up being alive and well.
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Who is Andrew Guy Laverty?
Satan.
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Who is Nadira?
A loud girl who isn’t afraid to start drama.
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Caila Camerino
“Does semen show up on X-rays? I’m going to the dentist”
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What is SRHS BUTTERFLY EFFECT?
The only time admin encourages taking photos.
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What is running to the lot on Wednesday?
The worst 2:13 of them all.
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